Hello again lovelies! I was thinking about all of you this week ( as I always do, of course), and the thought occurred to me: we need to set some ground rules. Operating as some fundamentals, we’re going to make a little something called our Golden Rules of Thrift. These rules will just serve as some must-haves in our thrifting community in order to be successful. Alright, here we go:
Rule One: You have to love it.
First thing first, before thinking about getting involved with thrifting and possibly becoming a thrifter, be sure to internally reflect as to whether you love the art of thrift. Thrifting is an art, as it takes patience, a keen eye, and understanding and sense for the historical styles of thrifting. If two hours spent speed-sorting through musty clothes in a garishly lit superstore while Matchbox 20 plays on the radio sounds like torture, then thrifting isn’t for you. However, if browsing Depop in search of the best color blocking sweaters sounds like a fun way to spend your Friday night, then thrifting may be the way to go for you.
Rule Two: No polyester or stretchy plastics. Pay attention to materials!
Try to avoid plastic-y blends like the plague. They don’t look good on anyone, not even on models, and they certainly don’t hold up well over time. Always look at the tags and work on buying good, sturdy clothing made of cotton, wool, silk, or other natural fibers.
Rule Three: Know your brands.
Yes, it is true that a great piece can be made by anyone, but you know the brands that you like (or wish you had more of). This can have the added bonus of helping you with sizing, if you know what size you normally wear from the brand. I am constantly find pieces at my local Ross, Marshall’s, Nordstrum Rack, and Old Navy. My favorite brown pinstriped pants are Dockers that I got for $3. And especially if you are looking for basics (jeans, black work pants, long and short sleeved tees), go with a brand that you know you like and will last for a long time because of the quality.
Rule Four: Try on everything. Ev-er-y-thing.
Yup, this is a pain. It’s even more painful if you’re like me and fill up a cart with 30 items on those hectic 50% off and “everything with yellow tag is $1” days, when everyone camps out at the dressing rooms with their five children. But you must ALWAYS try things on when you thrift. First of all, to all my ladies reading this, you know that number sizes mean absolutely nothing. Secondly, that shirt that looked perfect on the hanger could fit you in all the wrong places and you won’t have the energy to return something that was $5.
Rule Five: Don’t go thrifting looking for anything specific.
If you go to the thrift thinking “I need an Off-White wool blend sweater with a ¾ sleeve in a medium” you will be sorely disappointed that day. Even going with a general goal of “I need light-washed jeans” could end in disappointment. Unless you are going to get clothes to wear in this Sunday’s family football game out in the backyard, in which case you should probably get those dark Wrangler Brett Farve and the camo tank top, because when else will you be able to buy them?
Rule Six: Shop in all sections. Except underwear.
Don’t buy used underwear, guys. But do try out all the sections in the store! When I was a skinny college student, I loved buying teen boys’ clothes because they fit, were simple, sturdy, and way cheaper than women’s clothing. I’ve found great, classic button-ups in the men’s section and I’m constantly on the lookout for small suit jackets that I can wear over tees. I don’t know if this works equally well for men in the women’s section, but I don’t know your life.
Rule Seven: No alterations. No DIY.
Just because Martha Stewart said it was easy doesn’t make it so. When was the last time you sewed something? Do you even own a sewing machine? If the answer is no, then you have no business “fixing” that perfect top with the little hole in the back, or altering that maxi dress to something more fitting. Trust me, just don’t do it. Your life will be better. On a related note — no, you won’t get that stain out.
Rule Eight: Be patient, but picky.
When I was a young thrifter, I’d spent tons of time looking at every shirt on the rack, trying to make it work with my wardrobe. Now I speed through those hangers like a pro. Yeah, I might miss a find or two, but the really good things always jump out at you. Know what you like and it will come to you. And if it doesn’t, you didn’t realize it was there anyway.
Rule Nine: Take a Claritin and wash your hands.
Old clothes are musty. And old hangers are greasy and dirty. It’s kind of gross, but you are an adult who can take a shower afterwards (while your new purchases go in the wash). My allergies always act up in the big stores, so I appreciate a good allergy pill and some tissues. Don’t let it get in the way of your thrifting joy.
Rule Ten: Give back.
Once those clothes have made the rounds in your wardrobe, and you’re spring cleaning, make sure you take a nice big box back to the donation center. If you’re lazy, Freecycle it! Give it a second, third, or even fourth life.
Those are my rules and they haven’t done me wrong yet. Have your own thrifting pointers? Let us know in the comments!
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